小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)幽默故事

2016-09-23 16:59:36 　來(lái)源：網(wǎng)絡(luò)整理

　　今天，小編為大家整理了小孩子英語(yǔ)幽默故事，讓孩子們?cè)趯W(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)的過(guò)程中多一些樂(lè)趣!

　　小孩子英語(yǔ)幽默故事一：

　　TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?

　　John:Well ，in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理�，F(xiàn)在，誰(shuí)給我舉個(gè)例子?

　　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長(zhǎng)，在冬天天都短。

　　小孩子英語(yǔ)幽默故事二：

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題--如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”

　　“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)。

　　“該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

　　小孩子英語(yǔ)幽默故事三：

　　A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

　　【譯文】一個(gè)人正朝著一個(gè)富人的房子走去，當(dāng)他沿著路走時(shí)，在路的一邊他發(fā)現(xiàn)一箱好蘋(píng)果，他說(shuō)：“我不打算吃那些蘋(píng)果，因?yàn)楦蝗藭?huì)給我更多的食物，他會(huì)給我很好吃的東西。”然后他拿起蘋(píng)果，一把扔到土里去。他繼續(xù)走，來(lái)到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對(duì)岸，他等了一會(huì)兒，然后他說(shuō)：“今天我去不了富人家了，因?yàn)槲也荒芏蛇^(guò)河。” 他開(kāi)始回家，那天他沒(méi)有吃東西。他就開(kāi)始去找吃的，他找到蘋(píng)果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來(lái)吃了。不要把好東西扔掉，換個(gè)時(shí)候你會(huì)覺(jué)得它們大有用處。